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merry christmas?

>> Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Two scenarios while riding the MRT on the way to work this morning.

One.

Christmas is the time for giving and jolly moods. Besides, as the song said, "Tis the season to be jolly. Falala-lala-lala-la-la."

For every station, there are random reminders given through the loudspeakers. There are tips on saving how to be safe with the Christmas lights, when are the good days for shopping, etc. But there was one reminder that was pure irony.

Not verbatim:
"Ngayong nagsh-shopping kayo para sa Christmas gifts, laging mag-ingat sa mga may masamang balak. Mga taong kunwaring didikit sa iyo, na hindi niyo namamalayang nananakawan na kayo. Maligayang Pasko sa inyong lahat!"

Am I supposed to be happy for Christmas or should I be scared?


Two.

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeep!!

Doors open at Cubao.

"HOY WAG NGANG MANULAK!"
"TEKA MAY BABABA!!!"
"ANO. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"YUNG. BAG. KO!!! (*&^*&^$*&#*&^!@@@!!!!!"
"HINDI NA NGA KASYA BAKIT BA KAYO SUMISIKSIK?"

Insert garbled and irritated screams.

Cue in music from the EM-AR-TEE RAY-DEE-YO:
Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright.

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Doors close.



Oh where is the Christmas spirit?

1 comments:

spellarli 5:26 PM  

Haha Silent Night as the background music for a little ruckus in the jeepney station. xD kind of ironic

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