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>> Sunday, September 14, 2008

I got this from another Josh fan.

  1. You give "Grobie hugs" in excess.
  2. You insist that "coinky-dink" is a real word.
  3. You hear another version of "You Raise Me Up" and the first thing that comes into your head is "You are SO not Josh. What the heck are you doing singing his song??"(HHAHAHAHAHAHA I do this.)
  4. You meet people who were born in 1985 and you tell them "You're Chris' age!" and the person asks you if Chris is your brother.
  5. You proceed to tell this person everything there is to know about Josh, because you assume that if he or she doesn't know about Chris, then he or she isn't going to know about Josh, either. (oh hell yeah)
  6. You've converted or have try to converte people you know/don't know to Grobanisum. (Chikai. Martha. hahaha)
  7. Your mission in life is to spread the Josh. (LALALALALALALALAL)
  8. You hold llamas in the highest regard...even higher than your own pet.
  9. You hoard pixy sticks like they're no longer in distribution--and devour them like there's no tomorrow. (I can has pixie steeeks!)
  10. You can't say "adorable" anymore. It's "adorkable". (ZOMG I LOVE HIM WITH HIS DORKY GLASSES)
  11. You've done everything within your power to wear glasses like Josh--despite your 20/20 vision. (When I changed my frames, I wanted to have frames like his rectangular glasses)
  12. You have glasses like Josh's. Same frame and everything. Thank God your eyes suck! (oh hell yeah. different color nga lang.)
  13. You try to enroll in Italian, Spanish and French classes in school when you're normally only allowed to learn one at a time. (ITALIAN BABY. real reason is that I wanted to learn the meaning of "The Prayer" ahahahaha)
  14. You want to kill Usher and/or every Junior High girl who voted for him at the People's Choice Awards. (hahaha sobra naman)
  15. You spend half of your time on eBay looking for all the Limited Edition stuff that you can't find in stores. (I don't buy on eBay)
  16. You wear a pinstriped blazer over a tshirt with jeans and converse shoes, as to be in Josh style. (or the black turtleneck!)
  17. Anytime you see a celebrity (on tv) that was ever photographed with Josh you have to tell whoever is with you that Josh knows them. (HAHAHAHAHA yeah. I posted a picture before of him with Matt Dallas, Kyle XY)
  18. You have a Josh "shrine" somewhere in your house. (Sa office=)) I have a picture of him on my corkboard)
  19. You have been threatened to lose your job because of Josh. (di naman. hahaha)
  20. You go into dreamy fits when you hear "Mi Morena" cuz you are "morena". (Oh i'm definitely morena =)) )
  21. You type OMJ by accident. (I use that!)
  22. You spend too much time on the JG board. (Ay i'm not part of this because.. see next number)
  23. You're in FOJG. (oh hell no.. there's too much drama in that boards)
  24. You own a black turtle neck and smile when you put it on. (OH YES.)
  25. You curl your hair for fun. (Boinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg)
  26. Whenever you're in the same city as him, you run throughout the streets yelling his name in hopes he will hear you and come find you! (USA is too far. :(((((( )
  27. Everytime you hear the name "Josh" you look everywhere trying to look for Josh Groban. (GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA)
  28. When someone says "Josh" you answer "Where?!?" ("Josh who??? WHERE?")
  29. You seem to always find a way to include Josh in your conversations. (AH YES. =)) )
  30. Over 10 gig of your computer's hard drive contains Josh media, movies, and photos. (more than 10 gig baby. =)) )
  31. Whenever someone asks you what you're listening to, you just say "Josh" and they roll their eyes. (exactly. hahahaha)
  32. You desperately try to convert your close friends to grobanite-hood. (oh haiii friends. =)) )
  33. You make up Josh related words like "grobanite-hood". (Joshify em unjoshifiers!)
  34. You spend hundreds of dollars to amass all the versions of Josh's cds, dvds, posters, and other Josh-fan-alia. (*whistles*)
  35. You dream of Josh. (oh my. *giggles* GAHAHAHA)
  36. When people say January, you think of Jones. (yeah. hahaha kahit sobrang tagal na nila nagbreak)
  37. You know all the words to all Josh's songs, including foreign languages you don't speak. (most of them. haha but I know how they are sung. Intro palang.. "JOSH SONG YAN!")
  38. You know the translations to all of Josh's songs, including foreign languages you don't speak. (I have em translations and printed them. hahaha)
  39. You know when and where Josh was born, his childhood dreams, career milestones, tour dates, and other useless info, and understand every Grobie inside joke ever. (thank you youtube. hahahahaah I still love his peanut joke)
  40. When a form asks for your occupation, you are tempted to put "Grobanite." (ACTUALLY...)
  41. Thud is one of the most common verbs in your vocabulary. (thud, thudz, and. sdfhw3uhomj)
  42. When someone says the name "Josh" you think Josh Groban and get a craving for his music. (ehem ehem)
  43. You use Josh quotes in everyday life, such as "You're gonna learn somethin', boy", and laugh hysterically while everyone around you stares suspiciously.
  44. You get excited when you hear Josh on the radio, despite the fact that you listen to his CDs every single day. (I GET ALL GIDDY.)
  45. You all of a sudden have a great urge to take up drawing again to draw pictures of Josh, because he's so gorgeous. (doodling is ok! it's easy. just draw curls over a circle. hahaha)
  46. You know all the words to Josh's songs and even the words to the words to the extras on his concert DVDs. (ooops. :)) )
  47. Despite having all of Josh's albums, you go to visit them just to see where they are when you're in the music store for a Josh fix, but also wonder why they aren't all sold out already. (TRUE. OH TRUE.)
  48. One of Josh Groban's song is destined to be your wedding song. (HAHAHAHA yes. omjeeezers)
  49. Or better yet, you dream of marrying Josh so he can sing that song to you on your wedding day. (GLEEEEEEEEEEEE I can die happily if Josh marries me. DREAM ON!)
  50. You say "You will be raised up" by Josh's music when you hand out CDs to people you want to convert to "grobanite-hood." (actually. "it's now or never" =)) )
  51. After days and days of raining and the sun finally comes out, you go up to your non-Grobie friends and ask them "Hey, remember when it rained?" and you walk away laughing because they were waiting for you to talk about when it rained! (omg. i must try this)
  52. You convince yourself you're going to meet Josh and marry him. (Trishy and I have been doing this for months now. hahaha)
  53. You yearn for Josh and his music during the school/work day and can't focus on work. (I have him on loop.)
  54. Your friends tell you that you need counseling for your obsession with Josh. (di pa naman nangyayari yan.. yata. hahaha)
  55. You tell your parents that you have a big fat crush on Josh. And they say...what Josh thing do you want NOW?! (oh they know what Josh thing I want. hahahaha)
  56. You've talked to a guy who looked like Josh for a long time just because he reminded you of him. (wala pa. EFFFT)
  57. You think of Grobania as an actual place that should be made to encompass the earth.
  58. Your computer crashed because you had too much Josh in one folder. (oh goodness no)
  59. Your friends walk away when you mention Josh's name (like hearing you talk about a bad crush or something).
  60. Your "Josh pics" folder on your computer is WAY bigger than your any of your other folders. (yes. bigger than my office files. hahahaha)
  61. You think any song would be sung better by Josh.
  62. You've had a little Q&A session to learn weird things about your friends and when you start asking questions about celebrities/singers they don't even bother asking you who your answers would be.
  63. If at any point in time at any place you happen to hear even two seconds of one of Josh's songs you immediately start squealing and exclaiming, "THAT'S JOSH!!" (ALALALALALALALALAL guilty as charged)
  64. You haven't not listened to at least 1 song from Josh per day for the last three months. (hhahahahaha sobra naman :)) Well. teka. ay oo nga ano. =)) )
  65. You read and/or write fanfiction whether you actually use Josh's personality or not is regardless as long as it contains his name and looks. (hindi ah. haha I don't write fan fics)
  66. You have more then one Grobie sister. (yeahuh!)
  67. You set up every tv show on your Tvio to automatically record any thing that Josh has to do with. (I rely on the other fans for that haha)
  68. Your ipod/mp3 player consists mostly of Josh music. (and a separate playlist for it too! hahaha)
  69. You have Josh Groban ring tones for your cell phone. (call me so I can hear Josh sing! hahaha)
  70. Your current wallpaper is Josh. (yes. Phone and desktop wallpaper. hahahahaha)
  71. You have met Josh. (UNFORTUNATELY, NOT YET. :(((((( )
  72. You want to visit LA to go around town to see if you can find him. (Oh yes plz.)
  73. You live in LA and have tried to do that at least once. (no. I don't live in LA)
  74. At least 90% of the stuff is true about you. (GHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing now)

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