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>> Wednesday, August 01, 2007

batch 2006,

you can get your diplomas already. just be prepared with 15 pesos (whadahek is the docu stamp for?).

don't bother reading your diploma, everything is in latin. HAHAHA the only thing recognizable is my name and the siggies of fr. nebres, doc leo and dr. intal. the rest, leave it to faith that it declares that you're a graduate.

i laughed when i the registrar people handed me the diploma. it was a rolled up huge-ass piece of paper. the fake diploma given during graduation looked more presentable because it had a blue ribbon around it. my diploma was wrapped in rubber band. is the school so damn sure that they're proud of their graduates? hahaha UP diplomas are more presentable. their diplomas are given inside a maroon folder with the emblem of UP on it. tssss... ateneo? naka rubber band. san ka pa.

anywhoo, they're ready for release. your parents will have one more framed thing of yours to add to their memorabilia on the wall.


and an atenean-related meme...

IF YOUR BLUE BLOODEDNESS WOULD BE GRADED, WHAT WOULD YOUR FINAL MARK BE?
Place an X inside the box if it applies to you.

[X] Bought something from the A Shop
[X] Got an A for at least one subject (hello major subjects, i loff you)
[X] Understood the definition of "HELL" week… (extended to months)
[X] and regretted finding out what it meant
[X] Has taken/ Currently taking PE 101 (required yan ano)

total: 5

[X] Crammed three papers in one night (ho yeah. nagka ADHD ako dahil sabay-sabay ko siya ginawa)
[X] Gave a class presentation that you now regret (yes o yes)
[X] Know at least one photocopy lady because of professors who loved Xerox machines
[X] Got an F in a long test
[X] Promised to do better but didn't (hahaha happens every time)

total: 5

[X] Exerted effort to be exempted sa finals (oo. pero never naging exempted. olats)
[X] Striven for bonus points
[X] Slept in the library (2 hours beybeh! sa sobrang pagod)
[X] Ate lunch outside the caf
[X] Get a Jesuit for a teacher

total: 5

[X] Ate at least in 10 establishments in Katipunan (lahat na yata eh.)
[ ] Got an attack from Higad (goodness thank God hindi nangyari yon)
[X] Watched BlueRep and TA plays (TA DA BOMB!)
[X] Preferred Manang's food over the Caf's (ay oo noh. walang tatalo sa liempo)
[ ] Screamed your lungs out in Araneta for the Blue Eagles (olats. blue eagle gym lang ako)

total: 3

[ ] Puked at Math 19 and 20
[ ] Went to CERSA night
[X] Signed-up for an Org
[X] Joined an org that has a screening
[X] Became active in that org

total: 3

[X] Joined a socially oriented org (does sanggu count?)
[X] Played cards during long breaks (i learned cards because of david and ryan)
[X] Found immersion trips meaningful (i miss my foster family)
[X] Went to school in flip-flops
[X] Went to school in "pambahay attire" (especially during fa fest. ngarag mode)

total: 5

[ ] Went to school wearing chucks (i don't have chucks. nike adidas ako eh aha)
[X] Hated your random number (once lang. kasi i always get the good numbers haha)
[X] Been to Drew's (but i didn't drink.)
[ ] Have an organizer, whether it be from Starbucks, Go Nuts, Belle de Jour or whatever! (di uso organizer sakin. i write my reminders anywhere)
[X] Went to class without showering after P.E (yeah. katamad maligo eh.)

total: 3

[X] Wanted to tell the guards to F*ck off
[X] had accidentally seen a make-out session (kasi di magtago sa kwarto. sa may escaler pa)
[X] Used consultation times properly
[X] Brought an umbrella but it didn't rain (mababasa payong ko eh!)
[X] Left an umbrella and then it rained (thanks to that anonymous guy who offered his payong)

total: 5

[X] Went to school trying to make porma but no one noticed
[X] Went to school looking crappy and everyone noticed
[X] Camwhored a lot
[X] Saw artistas and completely ignored them
[X] Spoke in a conyo way (frosty moments call for conyo moments)

total: 5

[X] Found a Chinese girl/boy hot
[ ] Nagulat sa lumulubog na block sa SOM-Overpass walkway (lumulubog siya?)
[X] Had a block party
[X] Cut class to watch a movie with blockmates
[X] Have at least 25 Ateneans on your Ym list

total: 4

[X] Became an FFL (Fucking freeloader!)
[ ] Traded dvds of American tv shows with your friends
[X] Went to Ewood for nothing
[ ] Wore aviator glasses in Ateneo
[X] Ate in class

total: 3

[X] Became EMO for no apparent reason in school
[X] Thought friendster is a bust and multiply is SOOO much better
[X] Voted in the Sanggu elections (kelangan eh. i need those votes. haha)
[X] Read the Guidon and Matanglawin thoroughly way back... (pag bored)
[X] Tried to avoid the guards because you left your oh-so-precious id (and i snuck regi inside the campus haha)

total: 5

[X] Engaged in deep-thinking while in Ateneo gardens such as Zen and SOM walkway
[ ] Bought coffee from Figaro sa MVP basement! (eh di ko naabutan yung mvp eh)
[ ] Nakapaghang-out sa isang MVP room (daan lang.)
[x] Became an official YouTube addict
[X] Knew why Jesuit education is priceless

total: 3

[X] Learned a lot about life due to your Philosophy and Theology subjects
[X] Went to Ateneo even if you had no class
[X] Knew at least 7 famous Ateneo Alumni (i think)
[X] Laughed at Tapdancers
[X] Ran out of ink due to numerous papers you had to pass

total: 5

[ ] Maximized the use of your flash drive (wala akong flash drive non olats)
[X] Celebrated diversity in the Ateneo
[X] Kept OrSem memories
[X] Watched a movie with fellow Ateneans that aren't from your block
[X] Has the hots for a fellow Atenean.

total: 4

Worth 3 points each:
[ ] Attended simbang gabi at Gesu
[x] REGed2Vote
[ ] Screamed in Araneta for the Blue Eagles
[X] Know at least 3 Ateneo cheers
[X] Memorized and sung A Song for Mary whole-heartedly (para may pang-asar ako sa mga friends ko from lasalle)
[x] Got to be on the Dean's list for at least a semester
[ ] Prayed to St. Ignatius of Loyola

total: 4x3 = 12

Worth 5 points: [X] Called yourself an Atenean

A= 92-100
B+= 86-91
B= 77-85
C+= 69-76
C= 60-68
D= 50-59
F= 49 and below

80 lang ako? a B? unfair, di pa uso MVP building nung panahon ko eh. hahaha

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