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>> Saturday, November 11, 2006

here are cute text messages i got from text mates. just for laughs!

1112. Jesus and Satan competed on the computer. They started typing. They did every known job, reports, e-mails, attachments and downloads. But before the time was up, lightning, thunder and rain, and brownout came! Satan cursed. Jesus just sighed. When electricity was back, Satan lost every single thing he had done. But Jesus started printing all his files. Satan shouted: You cheated! Jesus just smiled. He did what Satan didn't know: Jesus saves.

1138. Be careful with Erap jokes that you text to your friends. Erap is now monitoring cellphone networks such as Smart, Sun and Globe to find who is making fun of him. This message is texted in English to avoid detection.

1085. Russian: We are first on space! USA: We are first on the moon! Philippines: We will be the first in the sun! USA: You can't go there, you'll burn. Philippines: We are not stupid, we will go there at night!

1086. Doctor: Iho, bakit mo naman sinapak yung lalaki kanina? Boy: E doc, nakita nya nang ninenerbyos ako sa resulta ng AIDS test, tapos, sasabihin pa nya, think positive pare!

1095. Sayang si pare. Ang tatay, summa cum laude sa Ateneo. Ang nanay, summa cum laude sa UP. Ang kapatid, summa cum laude sa DLSU. Ang asawa, summa ma sa iba!

5 comments:

*redg* 12:31 PM  

Ang cute nung unang text message! Naaliw talaga ako. Hee.

yawmee 12:39 PM  

galing 'no? hehe

Ralp. 3:54 PM  

ako hndi lng sa unang txt naaliw. sa lahat! hahahaha!

after 48years nakapagcomment din ako. grabeee so tagal. hahaha!

Pot 1:47 PM  

HAHAHA.

yawmee 8:34 AM  

haha ralp! better late than never, diba? :D ang kukulit ng mga text don! pampasaya ng buhay!



pot, ahahahahaha!!! (yun lang din. hahah)

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